Everything has beauty
But not everyone can see it
I like my women how I like my men.
That’s the joke.
I am bisexual.
Kid gets a banana as a prank gift from his parents on his birthday. Look at his excitement. This kid is my hero.
"you dont look gay though"
SHIT did I forget my rainbow at home AGAIN
"what can you do with an art history degree???"
One nation, under Canada, above Mexico.
with liberty and justice for some
Not all men
Adulthood is mostly planning your meals around which of your vegetables are going to go bad the soonest.
do you ever feel like you’re just sort of
like all your friends go out and do things and get into relationships and like people that like them back and have fun and do stupid things with their best friends and instead of doing all that you’re just sort of this mildly entertaining thing that people take an interest in once in a while but they wouldn’t really care if it was gone
like you just sort of exist but you don’t really mean anything
I read this out loud to boyfriend and he just went “ohhhhhhhhh”
CEOs all runnin around terrified of blue shells from the homeless
Mulan… those are not Alice’s hips.
Woaahhh, Jasmine and Esmeralda are gettin it. i don’t think this is pg anymore kids
and mulan is just touching the boobs and staring at boobs
this is great
TOO FAR DOWN THE RABBIT HOLE
I can’t wait for the day that instead of “It’s late, I have to go.” you will say “It’s late, let’s go to bed.”
This is so cute
I am sitting at my computer screen with my mouth open, because I just cannot fathom how someone writes something this amazing.
the US is unreal like girls cant wear shorts to school, you can literally lose your job for being gay, and unarmed black children are brutally murdered on the regular but old white ppl r still like “what a beautiful country. i can freely carry a gun for no reason and some of our mountains look like presidents. god bless”